YOASOBI's Ayase Ignites Viral Frenzy: Sony Music HQ Toilet Paper "Tore His Anus to Shreds"

Ayase, the composer for the popular music duo YOASOBI, made a shocking post on his X (formerly Twitter) account on February 17, stating that the toilet paper at Sony Music's headquarters was so rough it "tore his anus to shreds." This immediately sparked a huge buzz online.

In response to this post, fans and X users flooded his feed with a mix of astonishment, laughter, and sympathy for Ayase. Comments poured in, such as "It's Sony Music's headquarters, but are they in full-on austerity mode?" and "They're particular about sound quality, but did they overlook anal comfort?" Many unique comments also likened the toilet paper's roughness to Sony Music's musical styles, with remarks like "It's a hard rock experience," "high-resolution level stimulation," and "a secret training item for anal fortitude."

Furthermore, calls for improvement emerged, like "Use YOASOBI's profits to buy softer toilet paper!" and "I hope they switch to the highest quality, fluffiest paper tomorrow!" There were also posts wondering if "all Sony Music employees have strong anuses." Some even suggested turning Ayase's experience into music, proposing "Make it a new song concept: 'Love That's Too Hard!'"

This post offered a glimpse into an unexpected side of a top-tier company, generating a massive buzz on social media. All eyes are now on Sony Music to see if they will upgrade the toilet paper in their headquarters following this "Anus-Shredding Incident."

The Context

YOASOBI is a highly popular Japanese music duo, formed by composer Ayase and vocalist Lilas Ikuta (Ikura). They are known for creating music based on novels and short stories, often characterized by catchy melodies and intricate arrangements. Their songs frequently top music charts in Japan and have gained international recognition, notably through anime theme songs. Ayase, as the primary composer, is a prominent figure in the Japanese music scene. Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc. is one of Japan's largest record labels and a subsidiary of the global Sony Music Group. The humor in this incident stems from the juxtaposition of a globally recognized, high-tech entertainment giant like Sony Music, known for its focus on quality and innovation, allegedly using rough, uncomfortable toilet paper at its corporate headquarters. This unexpected "flaw" at a prestigious company, shared by a famous artist, resonated with the public, leading to widespread amusement and discussion on social media.

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